Help me find the best tow hitch cover

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 12/26/2013 at 21:33 • Filed to: None

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The boring rubber factory Jeep hitch cover on my Grand Cherokee is a bit ratty. Which got me to thinking...I need a novelty hitch cover! Looking through the available options is a treasure trove of Real Amurrica: huntin', fishin', guns, god, talking shit about other brands of trucks, miscellaneous patriotism, and jokes about being various combinations of old/retired/grandparent.

Some options I've found...

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The choices are practically endless! But I've yet to find something that really speaks to me. Help me opponauts, you're my only hope! (for finding a hitch cover)

Nibby > Textured Soy Protein 12/26/2013 at 21:35

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Whatever you do, no truck nuts

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Textured Soy Protein 12/26/2013 at 21:36

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Bottle opener is a good choice as it's functional. If it was a truck I would have suggested one of the little step/extra brake light combos.

Textured Soy Protein > Nibby 12/26/2013 at 21:36

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There's 0% chance of that happening.

Ian Duer (320b) > Textured Soy Protein 12/26/2013 at 21:39

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They call it the "Don't shoot deer" but it looks more like it's upset about the location of the hitch.

Nibby > Textured Soy Protein 12/26/2013 at 21:39

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YES

Textured Soy Protein > Ian Duer (320b) 12/26/2013 at 21:43

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That's ridiculous. Only problem is I don't have a hitch ball, it's just the 2" receiver.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Textured Soy Protein 12/26/2013 at 21:43

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here

Ian Duer (320b) > Textured Soy Protein 12/26/2013 at 21:44

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I think it might be worth getting the hitch ball for that level of WTF.

PatBateman > Textured Soy Protein 12/26/2013 at 21:45

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A few of my favorites:

Big Bubba Ray > Textured Soy Protein 12/26/2013 at 21:58

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The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Textured Soy Protein 12/26/2013 at 22:10

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IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Big Bubba Ray 12/26/2013 at 23:38

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I hate you.

911e46z06 > Textured Soy Protein 12/27/2013 at 02:21

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I'm having the same problem. Just got a front receiver installed on the Baja rig, and I'm leaning towards the beer opener.

Nibbles > Textured Soy Protein 12/27/2013 at 07:49

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I have a hand-made Denver Broncos hitch cover. It is awesome but, even with a lock, I'm afraid someone will steal it

I remember way back in the day a friend and I were designing a Goatse hitch cover. It left the center part open so you could buy extra "objects" to insert into the cover! Extras like baseball bats, hamsters, LED lights, etc